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*SPOILER WARNING* This episode contains spoilers for Lady in the Water and Firefly/Serenity **

In this episode Chris and Chino discuss Lady in the Water vs. Pirates of the Caribbean 2 (guess which one wins), YouTube’s LonleyGirl15, Chino’s sexy voice, Scarlet Johansen’s recent split from Josh Harnett, Furniture Porn and MORE FIREFLY AND SERENITY.

Chino calls Chris to play him the newest podcast intro but the pair end up talking about Steve Irwin’s death, contemplating one’s own death and how friends can be real dicks.

So Chris decided to edit it up and make it a podcast!

Chris and Chino are back! Fully recovered from their abduction and torture at the hands of the Israli Army. We promise we didn’t tell them anything they didn’t already know! In this show Chino speaks some shit about his latest Blockbuster DVD renting methods, amazing! Chris and Chino argue over the sanity of Tom Cruise and Chino gives us his insight into the new Indiana Jones flick and the madness of George Lucas.

All this and a whole lot of shit…

Chris, Chino and John hook up after the show for a quick chat. Highlight of the conversation is when Chino decides to read to the boys a transcript of his chatroom conversation with a Pilipino cyber prostitute… Compelling content for the pointless podcasting network! *** WARNING THIS SEGMENT CONTAINS A HIGHER THAN USUAL LEVEL OF OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE. LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK! ***

In this episode Chino and Chris are joined by John and mostly chat about the finer points of Prison Break vs Lost, 24, Alias and Battlestar (Chris mentions Joss Whedon and Firefly AGAIN!! We didn’t see that coming, right?). Also, they pose the question ‘Are the big studios ripping us off with their DVD marketing mumbo jumbo?’. All that plus some StarGate movie sequel and Babylon 5 movie news as well…

All that plus the usual quota of total shit…

With the current state of Israel bombing the shit out of Lebanon, Chris and Chino discuss the finer points of middle east politics and come to some rather surprising conclusions…

Also, could our friends Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, the champions of sanity and centrist thinking be helping the enemy (the US right wing).

Let the flaming begin

Chris and Chino talk about a loser on the TrekBB forum, the very funny ‘The IT Crowd’, nice guys and gal Drew Barrymore, Spielberg and Whedon, Bill and Melinda Gates helping with charity (aww so sweet) and Eric Bana news. Plus – we have new outtro music – very awesome (Not really).

Plus the usual quota of shit…

In this episode Chris and Chino talk about the news (Via TVSquad) that J.J Abrams has signed a $60 million dollar development deal with Warner Bros. and Paramount (lucky bastard) and go on to discuss how Star Trek could be affected by Abram’s involvement. Also how Star Trek compares to Firefly/serenity, Battlestar, Babylon 5 and Star Wars.

All that plus the usual quota of total shit…

Chris and Chino talk about Natalie Portman naked (that’s one to put in your spank bank), Lost in Translation is one of Chino’s favorite movies of all time (Scarlett Johansson is in Chino’s spank bank), Movie ratings compared to warp factors (for the geek in all of us), The Prestige trailer review (the Batman Begins cast and crew releasing a fantastic new film), The Lakehouse trailer review (Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock without a bus) and other random shit…